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OUR COMPANY STORY

One day I was walking through the pasture on my Texas ranch and I spied a huge pile of steaming BULLSHIT. I began to stare at this pile of REAL BULLSHIT and I thought, "You know that pile of shit reminds me of a famous politician I see on TV." It even resembled the features of his face.

I continued my stroll and I spied another small piece of BULLSHIT and I thought, "You know, my friend Joe Carl has really weak BULLSHIT--- maybe he could use a piece of this shit. It could change his life!

My journey was now becoming a kind of pilgrimage. My brother who likes to drone on and on about politics and the economy---yes, he's full of BULLSHIT. He needs this product! He needs REAL BULLSHIT!

My Aunt Louise is an organic gardener and loves to laugh-- she needs fertilizer AND a good laugh. She needs some REAL BULLSHIT.

IT WAS COMING TO ME: BULLSHIT CAN BE THE UNIVERSAL GIFT!!!

The mental floodgates of my gigantic brain began to open. Who needs a pile of BULLSHIT????

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Bullshit buttonThe list is endless! It all became so clear to me. Almost Everyone, except little babies (whose diapers are usually full of it) needs some BULLSHIT.

BULLSHIT is the perfect gift product.

BULLSHIT IS THE UNIVERSAL GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING!

This was, and is , the foundation of our company - Bullshit4You.com. Since that time we have endeavored to bring the highest quality REAL BULLSHIT to the world direct from the backside of our Texas Bulls.

Remember, we here at Bullshit4You.com are THE ORIGINAL BULLSHITTERS, with 100% REAL BULLSHIT FROM TEXAS. DON'T BE FOOLED BY CHEAP CHINESE IMITATIONS AND FOREIGN KNOCKOFFS. Stay with the ORIGINAL AND STILL THE BEST BULLSHIT: Bullshit4You.com .

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